fooker'd 

when you get finger'd and fucked at the same time

you're going to get fooker'd bitch. I heard genna got fooker'd last night

fooker'd by T0rnad0wiper October 31, 2020

focker dance 

dance of the homosexual white male. Usually perfomed while holding a bottle of beer.

Colin wanted to look cool in front of his friends so he started the focker dance.

focker dance by anonymous January 26, 2004

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men by DaChazman February 14, 2005

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

Donkey Forker by Cargen August 15, 2006

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.

this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men by DaChazman February 23, 2005

de focker 

A grey cat with a hot mom

De focker, get me a beer. What's that, you don't have any toes?

de focker by D Focker May 4, 2005