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Fooink, (Pronounced Foy-Ink) Is the combination of the words "Food" and "Drink", It's a term used for consumables that blur the line between both. (e.g certain types of soup, protein shakes, snow cones, etc) ( can alternatively be spelled "foink")
"Man...I really want some fooink." "i'll make some fooink for us." "What kind of fooink is that?'
Fooink by Cheesywheesy February 4, 2021
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Foinkadoink 

Could be used as an insult or as something to swear too. Commonly used by dinksters
Goddamn foinkadoink!
Foinkadoink by Dinkster July 22, 2019
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Name of a legendary bird from the Schnoink Hoink Valley. Appears on the 47th minute of each hour with a pair number. Only during full moon.
Fam, that floink enchanted me so hard I nearly released a stinky fart on 'em
Floink by Wizard the Flizzard July 29, 2019

Zoinkle Floinkled 

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.
Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what
n. (aka "Fo-Fo") An overstimulated, hormonal, alcoholic woman. She likes to flirt with extremely young men and thrust her large melons at them. She has a thing for throwing baby birds against glass windows and hates roaches with the intensity of one thousand suns. She will try to recruit you to join her fleet of breast soldiers by telling you that you are her "mind-twin". She is obsessed with the holocaust. If you tell her you are Jewish, you will not only get an automatic 'A' in her class but she will also bump you up to commander in her student army. Watch out for this demon woman. She is illusive and may one day become a drama teacher which will make her even more difficult to spot.
"Oh man, I hooked up with this really young kid last night."

"Dang, you pulled a Fowinkle."
Fowinkle by pouhi9gftvugyijk May 26, 2008

bingala foonkus 

a disease thats symptoms and causes is unknown but is very real
me aunt has bingala foonkus :(
bingala foonkus by simontits May 23, 2023
An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.
I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.
floink by franko jim August 24, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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