The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation
Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation
by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016
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