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Imagine you misspell funny to be foneg. How does that even happen. NO ONE KNOWS. Foneg is so far from the word funny. The letters on the keyboard don't line up at all and even if you autocorrect to FONEG, why is that an option, it's not even a word.

(From a third party Source)
I mean you start with the f, and the the u, oh wait no it's it's fucking o! Where the hell did that come from, fingers be tripping to an n but you only got one of those, and I can't even with the e like what, how?! How though!! Like frick better top this off with a g, even though there's a thick ass y right there.
That' Is pretty Foneg
-Vaughan Watt
Foneg by Only the head in smh October 28, 2021
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Imagine you misspell funny to be foneg. How does that even happen. NO ONE KNOWS. Foneg is so far from the word funny. The letters on the keyboard don't line up at all and even if you autocorrect to FONEG, why is that an option, it's not even a word.

(From a third party Source)
I mean you start with the f, and the the u, oh wait no it's it's fucking o! Where the hell did that come from, fingers be tripping to an n but you only got one of those, and I can't even with the e like what, how?! How though!! Like frick better top this off with a g, even though there's a thick ass y right there.
My little flashlight, I'm a visual learner. That's the Foneg.
Foneg by Only the head in smh October 28, 2021
Related Words
Foneg • fong • fone • foner • fonger • foregasm • fonejacker • Fonged • Fonging • fongle
Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.
(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.
FONEE by flekkie_ April 27, 2022
sorry i can’t come over today, big fong grounded me.
big fong by i topped your father March 10, 2021
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”
Fonged by LloydRay October 31, 2017

Fongness 

(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.
Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.
Fongness by fongness July 1, 2011

foreground window 

"foreground window, push space bar, click here, etc."
foreground window by tom123456 December 25, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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