I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005
A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food
"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"
Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
by PazzyT February 28, 2016
The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.
A food boner.
A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
by Abort November 27, 2008
by fatassfag February 24, 2005
by mark palmer March 17, 2004
by jon nourse March 19, 2005
A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.
"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014