Follicule 

A sexy piece of meat. Attractive af. Something that comes from somewhere amazing.

Damn, look at that sexy follicule

Follicule by ArabianPikachu June 1, 2017

follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head

Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

follicular trypophobia by GrootFan221 August 5, 2018

follicly challenged 

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.

My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.

follicly challenged by glutagut January 13, 2008

Folliculaphilia 

A women who is only attracted to men with a mustache.

Sara can't get over her Folliculaphilia.

Folliculaphilia by ZeroOveride January 6, 2009

folicule 

Screw follicle, let's say folicule and claim we are right!

I like how this octopus thingy stimulates my folicule

folicule by wm March 5, 2005

Follicular Embellishment

The act of drastically improving a persons hairstyle under the influence

Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!

Follicular Embellishment by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

Hair follicle by Youoyo March 17, 2021