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Folicular Homicide

The act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.
Bill shaved off his beard. They should lock him up for folicular homicide.
Folicular Homicide by DOZER08 October 26, 2010
The smallest division of a fart; a fart molecule. Made up principally of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Sulphur atoms in gaseous form. A single folecule is detectible when particularly potent. See entries at farticle and farticles.
Innocent Bystander: "Dude, did you let one fly?"
Guilty Party: "Yes, but it was a tiny one."
Innocent Bystander: "Disgusting! I got a whiff of your folecules way over here!"
folecule by Tota May 18, 2008

Folicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!

Barf Folicules 

When a person barfs up their previous food and has chunks of food fly everywhere.
A very fat man had Barf Folicules drip down his face after eating the whole turkey.
Barf Folicules by Elbanjomon February 25, 2011

Follicule 

A sexy piece of meat. Attractive af. Something that comes from somewhere amazing.
Follicule by ArabianPikachu June 1, 2017