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Folicular Homicide

The act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.
Bill shaved off his beard. They should lock him up for folicular homicide.
Folicular Homicide by DOZER08 October 26, 2010
The smallest division of a fart; a fart molecule. Made up principally of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Sulphur atoms in gaseous form. A single folecule is detectible when particularly potent. See entries at farticle and farticles.
Innocent Bystander: "Dude, did you let one fly?"
Guilty Party: "Yes, but it was a tiny one."
Innocent Bystander: "Disgusting! I got a whiff of your folecules way over here!"
folecule by Tota May 18, 2008

Folicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!
Word of the Day on August 20, 2010

Barf Folicules 

When a person barfs up their previous food and has chunks of food fly everywhere.
A very fat man had Barf Folicules drip down his face after eating the whole turkey.
Barf Folicules by Elbanjomon February 25, 2011

Follicule 

A sexy piece of meat. Attractive af. Something that comes from somewhere amazing.
Follicule by ArabianPikachu June 1, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026