The smallest division of a fart; a fart molecule. Made up principally of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Sulphur atoms in gaseous form. A single folecule is detectible when particularly potent. See entries at farticle and farticles.
Innocent Bystander: "Dude, did you let one fly?"
Guilty Party: "Yes, but it was a tiny one."
Innocent Bystander: "Disgusting! I got a whiff of your folecules way over here!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'