Foamosexual

A person who is sexually aroused by the washing-up.

A:Why is Nick taking so long to wash the dishes?
B:Oh, he'll be some time yet, didn't you know he's a foamosexual?
A:Ewww, I hope he washes-up after he's finished 'washing-up'.

Foamosexual by pantshittter August 5, 2011

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faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

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Foamosexual • fomosexual • Flamosexual • famosexual • Fomosexuality • fagmosexual • flomosexual • Flafosexual • Flowmosexual • Fromosexual

Fomosexual

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.

You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.

Fomosexual by chaingrabber March 21, 2017

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fagmosexual

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.

"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"

fagmosexual by t-rock September 3, 2005