To act homosexual when you really aren't, usually to get attention.
by Ryan W.S. October 14, 2008
a person who is sexually attracted (in most cases exclusively) to a certain female with a last name rhyming with Towman, but spelled with an F and more like the beginning of the above word. A common occurrence among GLOWers, CTYers, and MIT students.
by A.B. CTYer August 20, 2011
by billy_bob_jr February 11, 2009
by chaingrabber March 21, 2017
by Octajohn November 11, 2017
by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 20, 2009
A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.
One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019