Octajohn's definitions

Foundrance

noun

1) a state of confusion

2) a conundrum

His foundrance was apparent when his laptop spun the 30th 360˚ spin move. It was a huge day!

by Octajohn September 16, 2014

brat-tail

(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.

ex.- Darren's brat-tail grew like four feet after he tripped Mrs. Petowsky.

by Octajohn February 7, 2017

Antoom

(n.) A conservative person that is sports focused and has a job in an industry such as finance, healthcare, or law.

Josh is a total antoom. He loves the Tennessee Vols and just got a job at Goldman Sachs.

by Octajohn January 24, 2017

Fomosexual

Fear of missing out on sex.

Timmy was excited Diana was coming over and being a fomosexual, he made sure to buy a condom.

by Octajohn November 11, 2017