2 definition by chaingrabber

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Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.

You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.

by chaingrabber March 21, 2017

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015