Foagle 

someone that angers you so much that you could shove a lemon down their throat

That foagle just stole my Mac’n’Cheese

Foagle by Mr. Wet Jumper July 25, 2019

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

fogle by Prankster October 1, 2015

Jared Fogle 

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Foglebyte 

1 Foglebyte ≈ 5 Terrabyte

The amount of cp that gives you a 12 -year prison sentence

I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp

Foglebyte by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021

Foglexiya 

A general term for disorders that involve difficulty in coming up with decent comeback lines or punch lines. Sufferers usually talk nonsense without even knowing it.

That comeback line was so lame because he suffers from Foglexiya

Foglexiya by Weiss hars May 6, 2014

Flaglefluff 

The cheesy like substance that excreats from a dead clown on a dining tables anus and mouth.

Dude, did you see all that flaglefluff coming outta that nigga?

I know bro, we could make a crap load of a chessy soup. I'm happy as hell now!!!

Flaglefluff by mcnarley5 November 18, 2009

Foakley

fake oakley sun glasses

i love these foakleys

Foakley by fishboy July 2, 2003