3 definitions by Mr. Wet Jumper

1
someone that angers you so much that you could shove a lemon down their throat
That foagle just stole my Mac’n’Cheese
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 25, 2019
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2
someone that is so cool that you would give all your lemons to them
The lemon-eater had such a wet jumper that I couldn’t contain my enthusiasm
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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3
Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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