fnork

The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously

n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech.
v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks
v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork.
v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.

The entire zoo shook when Gerald and Phyllisity sneezed while exchanging a peanut via thier trunks producing an ear shattering fnork, which sent thirteen people to the hospital with damaged eardrums, and generated a $1700.34 veterinarians bill to extract a peanut (in the shell) from the tear duct in Gerald’s left eye.

fnork by MetLab Bob May 26, 2006

Fnork

To ruin, destroy, or make dysfunctional.
"Fnorked" is commonly used as an adjective to describe something that is messed up or dysfunctional.

May be a corruption of the vulgar word "fuck".

The cheap tape dispenser was fnorked.

Fnork by Sminty January 13, 2008

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

fnork by Jacob September 10, 2004

Fnork

A fnork an extremely uncommon abomination which is an unfortunate result of inbreeding it takes the appearance of a fork and a cheating knife husband typically found in land fills and trash cans since it’s to much to even take to a scrapyard

Common things said while expectedly recoiling in disgust are “Oh my, what an unholy tool” “why would you give me this?”

“Is this just a spoon and a knife together” And “it’s seems to be lodge in the victims chest” the definition of a fnork is a usually metallic fork and knife combo which is completely unusable

Fnork by Just a guy on a mission August 9, 2024

Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

Dry Cereal with a Fork by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021