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flusterpate 

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown
On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.
flusterpate by Marc December 11, 2003
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frusterbate 

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

fusterated 

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

flusterated 

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!
flusterated by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

Frusterbated

Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.

or

adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.

Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.

Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Frusterbated by twiggiwig July 22, 2009

flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.
Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.
flusterbate by ios37 October 17, 2011

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.
"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."
Flusterbate by Locke Kole November 5, 2009
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