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Fluking

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.
I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!
by Gronaudden June 12, 2012
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Fluking

Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing
Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
fag
by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 7, 2009
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Flaking

Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.
"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."
by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020
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fuuking

When people can't spell fucking right in private fearless' comments
"Fuuking kiid fuuking"
by Top kek m9 June 27, 2016
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flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole
by TIm January 7, 2007
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Flaking out

The act of blowing off a friend or acquaintance, When someone creates a believable scenario of intentions to meet up and fails to, or purposely declines to show up, Standing someone up, or the means of severing a social connection like a friendship.
Person1: gee, hav'nt heard from dexter in like two weeks... think he's dead?
Person2: Not sure, he always flakes out on you unless you agree to meet up on his terms.

Person1: hey man, wanna go get schwasted tonight?
Person2: yeah, I was supposed to meet up with that creepy guy later, but i'll just be flaking out on him, now won't I?
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".
Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!
by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010
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