Fluking

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.

I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!

by Gronaudden March 05, 2012

Fluking

Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing

Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
fag

by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 08, 2009

Fluke

1. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.

2. English house-pop trio from the early 90's to later move onto trip-hop and electronica sounds. Most famous for the songs "Absurd" and "Atomb Bomb". Both off of their critically acclaimed album, Risotto.

1.That game was a total fluke. Nine times out of ten we would have beaten that team.

2. Did you hear the new Fluke CD? It's very good.

by GernomRune November 18, 2004

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 01, 2003

fluke

something that happens solely due to luck

It was just a fluke that you won. You won't be so lucky next time.

by Light Joker January 05, 2006

Fluke

1. Unlikely chance occurrence, especially a surprising piece of luck.

The New York Rangers Game 4 win against the Los Angeles Kings was a total fluke. Never will happen again. Kings in 5.

by spell$ June 12, 2014

fluke

can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.

Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!

by bskillzz February 17, 2006