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Involuntary Fluffitude 

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.
I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!
the nicest word in common use for the cunt
"have you shaved ya fluffit love?"
fluffit by lister1982 June 30, 2007

Fluffify 

When your dog or cat decides to entirely cover your clothing in fur before you wear it. Most noticable with black clothes, but happens nevertheless. Lint rollers are merely a temporary solution
I'll look rediculous today after my cat just HAD to Fluffify my shirt!
Fluffify by JJBinks360 October 24, 2022

muffty-fluffty 

Something that is 'muffty-fluffty' is something, as opposed to someone who is 'wishy-washy' or 'namby-pamby'.
The HR department is full of namby-pamby types that produce lots of muffty-fluffty ideas that go nowhere.
muffty-fluffty by Whistletwat November 30, 2018