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Fluffitise 

Oh man, I fluffitised my jumper in the wash
Fluffitise by stillrecovering November 27, 2020
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Fluffytime 

A more polite word for anything involving sexual gratification or other intimacies with oneself or one's partner, i.e., masturbation, intercourse, macking, etc. Can also be abbreviated to simply "fluffy."

Note: "Make" is used as the verb. For instance, you "make" fluffytime, not "have" fluffy or "do" fluffy.
"The date was wonderful! He took me to a nice restaurant, we saw a great movie, and afterwards we made fluffytime in his car."

"I wanted to make fluffy with myself today, but I just couldn't find a free moment."
Fluffytime by Hairy Son December 9, 2008

fluffified 

When something is supper fluffy,possibly fuzzy, soft, cuddily, or fat, also squshy.
Wow that pillow is fluffified.
fluffified by theweird1 June 21, 2011

Flufferisement 

The act of making a very young and very fluffy puppy the fluffiest possible like ever after traumatic emotionally fucking bath aka damages suit? and a blow and brush.. sounds slutty! And coke addicted but no.. it's the act of grooming a puppy.. a flufferisement! 🐶
Sorry I'm running late it's just Lulu was reluctant today to succumb to her weekly flufferisement.. the little thing doesn't realise she's a poodle yet! Bless her.. (mummy thinking get used to it precious! It's better than heroin chic clandestine junkie Baby hair matting! Sign of a bad mummy.. unfit for puppyhood.. because Lab culture.. it's so groundbreaking

Involuntary Fluffitude 

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.
I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!

flufficide 

those sheep factories are just corporate flufficide!
flufficide by HOT'fluffy'MOMMA December 26, 2010

fluffisised 

When all you were is fluff
when someone is wearinlots of fluff
fluffisised by Fred March 12, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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