fluf-in-nuff-ick-us
n.v.adj.conj v. conj adv. stupid.
A master of fluffing, usually consisting of one or more fluffers attempting to fluffing one's self/ one another while whistling dixie and making crude jokes about fluffing your dog. Most Fluffinuficus tend to be Lonely individuals in need of psychiatric care. In some rare cases a fluffinuficus may or may not be a douche queef.
Guy 1: What's up, Fluffinuficus?
Guy 2: Not Much, Mr Fluffington.
Guy 1: You wanna go fluff?
Guy 2: Only if you go first, sexy.
When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vampingit up and seducing his gay homey.
I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!