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fluffinuficus 

fluf-in-nuff-ick-us
n.v.adj.conj v. conj adv. stupid.

A master of fluffing, usually consisting of one or more fluffers attempting to fluffing one's self/ one another while whistling dixie and making crude jokes about fluffing your dog. Most Fluffinuficus tend to be Lonely individuals in need of psychiatric care. In some rare cases a fluffinuficus may or may not be a douche queef.
Guy 1: What's up, Fluffinuficus?
Guy 2: Not Much, Mr Fluffington.
Guy 1: You wanna go fluff?
Guy 2: Only if you go first, sexy.

Willow Fluffins 

when someone has no idea what they're talking about, but they sounds like they do. often paired with shaking your head.
"blahblah blah im not really saying anything important i just sound like i am"......
mumble - "willow fluffins" & shake your head.
Willow Fluffins by Sarah Morrison September 10, 2010

fluffinutter sandwhich 

A sandwhich made with bread, peanut butter, and mashmellow cream.
I want a fluffinutter sandwhich please.

Involuntary Fluffitude 

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.
I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!

fluffins 

an arse with an excess of hair
Bradley you fluffins
fluffins by J'ohdeey October 13, 2009

fluffisised 

When all you were is fluff
when someone is wearinlots of fluff
fluffisised by Fred March 12, 2004