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Floydian Fallacy 

\ ˈflȯi-dē-ən ˈfa-lə-sē \ (noun)

The erroneous belief that a single video of police brutality proves systemic racism.
Angry Anjem: "The George Floyd video PROVES Amerikkka is racist!"
Rational Raheem: "Everyone agrees it was appalling. But remember in 2019 the police shot 9 unarmed blacks as well as 19 unarmed whites."
Floydian Fallacy
Related Words
Floyf floof Floyd floofy Floofer floffus floyding FLOFF Floaf floofing

Floydian Slip 

/ˌfloidēən ˈslip/ (noun)

the inadvertent citing of real statistics that contradicts an orthodox, usually Progressive, narrative promoted by mainstream media and academia.
Prof. Tariq: "George Floyd's murder proves beyond doubt systemic anti-black racism in Amerikkka."
Prof. Gad: "The National Crime Victimization Study 2019 suggests otherwise, my learned friend."
Prof. Tariq: "WTF you say?"
Prof. Gad: "My apologies - a Floydian Slip."
Floydian Slip by Green Gordon June 10, 2020
Just chilling on the flofa havin' a brewski
Flofa by Riverunner September 29, 2017

William Floyd high school

Just the average place of whack teachers, a slow grading system, with students going insane. You'll probably definitely see people eating others faces in the music rotunda, but that's the norm here :D
Steven: yo y r there so many tongues down people's throats up in here @ William Floyd high school

Pablo: we in the music rotunda bro
An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016
When a cat sits in a position so it looks like it has no limbs and takes a fluffy loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.
"Look at that floaf right there. Totally majestic."
or
"Cats are the cutest when they floaf."
Floaf by Conchiepuff June 20, 2017