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Floaf
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When a cat sits in a
position
so it
looks like
it has no limbs and takes a
fluffy
loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.
"
Look at that
floaf
right there
. Totally majestic."
or
"Cats are
the cutest
when they floaf."
Floaf
by
Conchiepuff
June 20, 2017
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