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A state of aw, whether positive or negative. An "omg" moment, an "I can't believe it moment", or a descriptive word.
What a flooring evening!

I was floored to see her making out with my boyfriend
by Iceberg4567 February 16, 2017
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.
After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.
by coinflipper November 27, 2009
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Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.
Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"
by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020
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When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor
by Dingodango July 01, 2017
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To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.
PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!
by shgang January 09, 2009
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Over exaggerating a matter with no remorse towards one’s feelings.

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I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored

Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.
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