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Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.
the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.
Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019
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flotchel 

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans
ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?
flotchel by sparkleallday May 31, 2009
When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.
I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.
flotch by Elleicia March 19, 2008
Adjective:

1. When someone says something completely nerdy, or recites movie quotes in normal conversation.
"Wow, that was totally fletchy."
fletchy by anh530 August 11, 2009

to flotch 

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.
Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.
to flotch by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015
little pieces...like pulp in oj or lint on clothes...aka-fliberts
There are too many flitchy(ies) in my orange juice...I hate pulp!
Flitchy by gingerspicemomma April 30, 2009
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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