flotchick

Something mushy that makes a noise when it is "plopped" down.

Mashed potatoes could be considered "flotchick"

by athuyghe March 11, 2009

fatchicksinpartyhats.com

A website on which a Mexican teenager displays pictures of people and makes fun of them using (probably intentionally) horrible grammar. Despite the name, these people are not always fat, not always chicks, and not always in party hats, but they're usually at least two of the three.

is it a pregnent fag? oh! what a mistake. it is a beef.
"RRARRRAARRGGGGG!"
shut up beef i know you are a beef now.

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

footcheck

defined as the initial act of scoping out your restroom-stall choices. a person causally glances down at floor level, hoping to avoid an embarrassing and unwarranted entry into an occupied latrine.

"man, why don't people lock the stalls? i did a footcheck and thought it was empty, but when i opened the stall, i saw some guy in mid-wipe."

by oopspoops August 8, 2007

fatchick-it

When yor are really desprate so you have sex with a fat chick

Erik Couldnt get any so he had to fatchick-it to get some pussy

by ICE CC's November 17, 2006

fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

FATCHICK

a night of raw dubstep,reggae,electro,drum and bass old school hip hop.

ORIGIN old english-west hampstead london

to have a wicked night out:i had a fatchick night

by supasullie May 22, 2009

Fatchick

Slang term for a Volkswagen Bay Window Bus or Super Beetle

Matthew was given a Fatchick.

by Andy Garcia October 1, 2005