florindo

Used to be a druggie and baddas screwed over everyone he knew but is now a electrician

Look florindo has 3 kids now

by The absolute retatard May 17, 2018

Florindo

A complete cunt

Florindo likes to suck hairy balls

by Fluffbum October 7, 2018

Florinda

The meaning pertains to a person that always believes she is right! Her beauty and her wits are an upscale especially after getting to know her! She has a special walk when she steps into a room! But in the end she knows her worth & will make sure you know it to. Inside the bedroom and out!

When florinda talks you have to listen cause she is always right!

by Jkggu January 31, 2017

Florindu

A small religion which was founded in 2009 by Florinda and Florinda's doggy. Florindus believe in violence, sexual acts and internet addictions. They tend to worship in small areas or underneath tables. They worship the Florindu god who is called Florinda. She often brings luck to Florindu's and encourages them to do the right thing in tough situations. Florindu's communicate with Florinda through nosecalls. These are simply conversations transmitted through the nose.

A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.

This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.

Florindu Beth and Florindu Jess were in trouble.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)

Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!

Within minutes the problem was sorted.

by ShrineHineTrine July 12, 2010

florgindolphin

a term used to describe an unknown part of something, such as a complicated machine.

You need to get your florgindolphin replaced.

by James Bales November 18, 2007

Floridouche

A douche from Florida; namely, someone who douches it up outside of their swamp region of crocodiles and old people inhabitants where it's completely uncalled for and unwanted and needs serious help going back to their swamp hole; a name that sends every douche back to the bayou of Swampland.

Me: "Floridouche, SHUT IT."
FD: "ok, I'm going back to Tampa." *crawls*

by MsSkill July 19, 2016

floridoll

Floridoll n. Is a beautiful women from Florida.

You seen that girl over there? She’s a real Floridoll.

by Beachbabe08 October 10, 2017