Florindu

A small religion which was founded in 2009 by Florinda and Florinda's doggy. Florindus believe in violence, sexual acts and internet addictions. They tend to worship in small areas or underneath tables. They worship the Florindu god who is called Florinda. She often brings luck to Florindu's and encourages them to do the right thing in tough situations. Florindu's communicate with Florinda through nosecalls. These are simply conversations transmitted through the nose.

A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.

This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.

Florindu Beth and Florindu Jess were in trouble.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)

Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!

Within minutes the problem was sorted.

by ShrineHineTrine July 12, 2010

Floriduh

News worthy items that are so dumb they can only happen in Florida. Now known as Floriduh. Also popularized by the website www.thatsfloriduh.com

-Stripper Mobile back on the streets of Tampa. That's Floriduh!
-Aligator shows up for breakfast. That's Floriduh!
-Three women busted with drugs in drug court. That's Floriduh!

by Victoree April 27, 2010

Florinda

The meaning pertains to a person that always believes she is right! Her beauty and her wits are an upscale especially after getting to know her! She has a special walk when she steps into a room! But in the end she knows her worth & will make sure you know it to. Inside the bedroom and out!

When florinda talks you have to listen cause she is always right!

by Jkggu January 31, 2017

Floriduh

an adjective to describe an event, building or situation that is so insane, it could only happen in Florida.

They built that highway to nowhere and painted it pink, in true Floriduh fashion.

by Aaron Michael Gordon May 27, 2008

Floriduh

A biased critic's term meaning "Sunshine-State Stupidity", generally used when referring to ballot-card-punching issues, handgun-control, etc.

Y2K Presidential Election --- we put the "duh" in FloriDUH!

by QuacksO November 13, 2011

FloriDUMB

It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.

Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.

by FloridaSucksCaliforniaDoesnt34 June 29, 2011

FloriDUH

SE U.S. state. The capital is Tallahassee. Cubans escape to there and old folks retire there.

Remember FloriDUHs voting fiasco? What a bunch of dumbasses.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005