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A combination of "floor" and "storage," referring to a practice used by messy people who have more stuff than they can properly put away. They store their miscellaneous belongings in boxes or heaps in the middle of the floor, because they don't have anywhere else to put them.
You have way too much stuff if you are resorting to florage. Just have a freaking tag sale and clean up your home!
Florage by MongooseFarmer July 10, 2011
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To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.
Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.
Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight?
Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.
Mom: Didn't I tell you not to forage between meals? You're going to make yourself sick. You're not a goat; don't eat like one. You're going to put on weight and stunt your growth. Back when I was your age...
Forage by Alfred F. July 30, 2007
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floorage 

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.
'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'
floorage by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

florange 

To create out of necessity.
There are no words that rhyme with orange so I had to florange one.
florange by elmario June 24, 2005

Foragers 

People who support themselves by hunting wild animals and gathering wild edible plants and insects.
Modern foragers in the Kalahari Desert of southern Africa and the Ituri Forest of Central Africa derive the bulk of their day-to-day nourishment from wild vegetable foods.
Foragers by HistoryNerd94 November 8, 2010
Something that is claimed to be the product of foraging, but was actually purchased, for example, at a grocery store.
Tom said he picked the wild greens on his hike, but actually got them at Whole Foods. The entire salad was a foragery.
Foragery by Fishbrane May 5, 2019

florange 

(noun) An orange that has been on the floor.
Dave: What's with all of these floranges?

Kyle: Danny knocked over the fruit bowl.

Dave: Let's make this one a worange by throwing it at the wall!

Kyle: I'd rather not. I don't want citric acid in my eye again.
florange by Fruitthrower July 23, 2012
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