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floptastic 

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.
Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

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Floptastic 

when awesome amazing and fantastic all at once cant describe something
That song is floptastic

Cloptastic

Used to describe a picture or fan fiction that is so arousing that it makes you want to clop.
Did you read Cupcakes?
Yeah I'm into bondage so it was pretty cloptastic.
Cloptastic by Plud April 19, 2012

faptastic 

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.
Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!
faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

faptastic 

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.
George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!
faptastic by Bryce T April 16, 2008

ploptastic 

Having a really good turd. The satisfaction of having a memorable bowel movement
Man! That crap was ploptastic!
ploptastic by ROBK November 26, 2013