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floptastic 

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.
Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

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Floptastic 

when awesome amazing and fantastic all at once cant describe something
That song is floptastic
Floptastic by the real dead meme April 12, 2022

Cloptastic

Used to describe a picture or fan fiction that is so arousing that it makes you want to clop.
Did you read Cupcakes?
Yeah I'm into bondage so it was pretty cloptastic.
Cloptastic by Plud April 19, 2012

faptastic 

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.
Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!
faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

faptastic 

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.
George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!
faptastic by Bryce T April 16, 2008

ploptastic 

Having a really good turd. The satisfaction of having a memorable bowel movement
Man! That crap was ploptastic!
ploptastic by ROBK November 26, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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