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Floorgasm 

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.
person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm

floorcake 

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
floorcake by dw8177 January 22, 2017

floormance 

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.
person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!
floormance by Justy123 January 18, 2009

Floorgasm 

1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).

2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.
1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.

2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.
Floorgasm by Black Ivory November 26, 2019

floonarb 

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.
"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"
floonarb by DuffQuick June 1, 2020

floorage 

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.
'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'
floorage by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008