Flondor

The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.

Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022

Flonored

To be flattered and honored at the same time

Ursula: “i like being freaky with you , you bring it out of me”.

Amanda: “oh , why thank you! I’m flonored”.

by Amandabotts November 10, 2017

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

flondom

A flavored Condom, fruity, minty, cinnomon, coke a cola, dorito, nacho, chocolate, pizza, philly cheese steak, birthday cake, or whatever flavor you dip your condom into.

Hey do you any flondoms? we are having a party tonight.

by lovesmiley December 16, 2007

flonderpuss

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Flondon

Flondon Is a place Between Florida And London many home skillets live in Flondon. If you live in Flondan You Are a Flondorian.

"Hey Im hungrey as a nizzle"

"aight lets go to flondon Dawg"

"Fo' shnitzal mah pretezal "

"Where do you live"

"oh in Flondon"

"Wheres That..." :s

by PintsizeAx3 March 12, 2011

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015