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A watertight sleeve, made of cellophane plastic and closed at one end, into which flower stems are inserted for safe transport, e.g. after purchasing at a store. Resembles a condom for flowers; the etymology is "flower" + "condom"
When you buy a bouquet at Trader Joe's, they always put the stems into a flondom before bagging it.
flondom by Liouxie Lioux May 10, 2023
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The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.
Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor
Flondor by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
(fon-dum)
Plastic interior piece commonly used by females, to protect the injection of male sperminius from entering the vagín and potentially impregnating said females.
- Pick me up some fondom's i'm tryin ta beat.

- Na, i ain't need no condoms, my bitch got a couple fondoms left...
fondom by Mikey 301 July 12, 2007
Flondon Is a place Between Florida And London many home skillets live in Flondon. If you live in Flondan You Are a Flondorian.
"Hey Im hungrey as a nizzle"

"aight lets go to flondon Dawg"

"Fo' shnitzal mah pretezal "

"Where do you live"

"oh in Flondon"

"Wheres That..." :s
Flondon by PintsizeAx3 March 12, 2011

John Fondoms 

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).
"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

flondonka 

The national holiday celebrating the liberation of ashuwitz.
Happy flondonka day
flondonka by andre the creator August 5, 2021
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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