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A flavored Condom, fruity, minty, cinnomon, coke a cola, dorito, nacho, chocolate, pizza, philly cheese steak, birthday cake, or whatever flavor you dip your condom into.
Hey do you any flondoms? we are having a party tonight.
flondom by lovesmiley December 16, 2007
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A watertight sleeve, made of cellophane plastic and closed at one end, into which flower stems are inserted for safe transport, e.g. after purchasing at a store. Resembles a condom for flowers; the etymology is "flower" + "condom"
When you buy a bouquet at Trader Joe's, they always put the stems into a flondom before bagging it.
flondom by Liouxie Lioux May 10, 2023
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The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.
Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor
Flondor by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
(fon-dum)
Plastic interior piece commonly used by females, to protect the injection of male sperminius from entering the vagín and potentially impregnating said females.
- Pick me up some fondom's i'm tryin ta beat.

- Na, i ain't need no condoms, my bitch got a couple fondoms left...
fondom by Mikey 301 July 12, 2007
Flondon Is a place Between Florida And London many home skillets live in Flondon. If you live in Flondan You Are a Flondorian.
"Hey Im hungrey as a nizzle"

"aight lets go to flondon Dawg"

"Fo' shnitzal mah pretezal "

"Where do you live"

"oh in Flondon"

"Wheres That..." :s
Flondon by PintsizeAx3 March 12, 2011

John Fondoms 

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).
"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

flondonka 

The national holiday celebrating the liberation of ashuwitz.
Happy flondonka day
flondonka by andre the creator August 5, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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