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The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.
Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor
Flondor by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
A flavored Condom, fruity, minty, cinnomon, coke a cola, dorito, nacho, chocolate, pizza, philly cheese steak, birthday cake, or whatever flavor you dip your condom into.
Hey do you any flondoms? we are having a party tonight.
flondom by lovesmiley December 16, 2007

FonDon't 

The act of proceeding with intercourse, despite the apparent presence of Pouch Cheese. Named aptly due to the similar concept of dipping meat into cheese, associated most commonly with Fondu.
- "Brit had some serious Pouch Cheese going on, and said it wouldn't be cleared up for a week or two"

- "what did you do bro?"

- "I told her I wasn't waiting that long, so let's just say we had a little guy-meat FonDon't"

- "Sick Bro! Congrats on getting your Cheese Wings!!"
FonDon't by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

fondonarosa

Leonardo's last name

-Nishita Alam

if ya wanted to know who wrote it :p
There is this one kid in the 6th grade named leonardo fondonarosa
fondonarosa by MiraculousLadybug November 16, 2019

flopdonger 

N. (comes from the latin word flochilofusdongi which means horse dick)

A large soft penis.
my flopdonger is itchy. Clay hit adam in the face with his flopdonger
flopdonger by the supervisor March 31, 2004
The rubbing and grabbing of sensitive body parts
Thomas: I fondongled your mom and your sister Lane, next is your dad
Lane: Wow ur so cool I wish I wasn't a douche
fondongle by Tcona March 30, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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