Floatus

The frothy effluent that covers the surface of a cesspool or sewage treatment lagoon.

Foul smellling floatus covered the entire surface of the sewage treatment lagoon .

by Major English June 12, 2018

Capn floatus

Hot pirate capn from the hit game floatus

Bro I just saw capn floatus im busti

by XxHooliganGamer78xX May 9, 2023

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

floats your boat

Something that tickles your fancy. (This is an Americanism.)

Do that if you like...whatever floats your boat.

by kaycee2 April 14, 2014

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Oil floats on Water

1) Wait for it to rain

2) Cover Yourself in Oil

3) Fly

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”

by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020