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pre-flight shit
A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
pre-flight shit by LonePooper February 1, 2018
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Fligz • flight • fligga • Flig • Fliggdick • flight risk • Fligger • Fliggle • flight to boston • flight attendant
fight or flight
I was at a meeting and my colleagues blamed me for something I didn't do. Now I'm deciding whether I should fight or flight.
fight or flight by Mattdude April 14, 2015
vomit comet flight
vomit comet flight by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
Fliggdick
having such a large dick that you feel tired and lethargic all day due to the amount of blood rushing to your member; hung like a horse
Fliggdick by therealone31 March 31, 2017
Flight Rising
addictive dragon hell where coli never gives you eliminate and has a forum full of memes, Flight Rising has a very friendly and warming community.
Flight rising is also the only reason why you would have a dragon wear pants. It is also the place where people willingly sell the children of their beloved virtual pets.
Flight rising is also the only reason why you would have a dragon wear pants. It is also the place where people willingly sell the children of their beloved virtual pets.
Flight Rising by Iamthing June 24, 2018
Flight To Boston
Flight To Boston by myboxchevy May 14, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026