8 definition by Mattdude

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A level of stress where you decide whether to face the situation or just walk away.
I was at a meeting and my colleagues blamed me for something I didn't do. Now I'm deciding whether I should fight or flight.
by Mattdude April 14, 2015

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Someone who is just really, really white. Example: Blond hair, blue eyes, only knows English.
There are way too many white ass bitches at this hockey game.
by Mattdude April 22, 2016

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The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.
Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.
by Mattdude October 27, 2014

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What people post on Twitter when they possibly just swatted someone.
@poodlecorp #knock #knock
by Mattdude July 19, 2016

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Aft
A safer word for ass from the spongebob squarepants movie, because spongebob can't say ass.
There's going to be some serious aft kicking.
by Mattdude May 18, 2016

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The foreskin that hangs over the head of your penis.
I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve
by mattdude January 23, 2008

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The foreskin that hangs over the head of your penis.
I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve
by mattdude January 23, 2008

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