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The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.
Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.
Flinging by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

Flinging in the rain 

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation in the shower
Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain

Shit-flinging-monkey 

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

flinging the shrimp 

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

Flihingtode 

Pronounced: (fly-hing toed)

Use as a noun to describe an animal with a golf-ball sized body, with a figure similar to a raisin. It has large, translucent wings with the legnth double the size of it's body.
It's slimy, and has a heavy weight equal to a bag of marbles.

It will cause poor kids to scream and thrash about.
"OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. A FLIHINGTODE IS ON MY ARM! Get it off! Get it off!"
Flihingtode by YOUKNOWWHO,GIRLZ. October 6, 2011

Fliginst 

Fliginst is a universal word that means anything at any time. Fliginst is mostly used as a noun, but can be converted and interchanged with verbs by shortening the word to its base "flig". The word is especially useful when two people (who know each other very well) want to communicate around others while keeping their conversation confidential.
Hello, how is your fliginst today?

Don't flig with that!
Fliginst by Joshua Weiss June 23, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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