Definitions by AmelaPanderson

Sirening 

When a female flirts with guys just to get a free drink and then leaves them hanging.

Friend 1: I really want to go out but I’m so skint!
Friend 2: Well we could go sirening to save money?
Friend 1: Great idea!

Sirening by AmelaPanderson November 23, 2021

village mobility scooter 

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.

‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’

village mobility scooter by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018

flinging the shrimp 

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.

‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

flinging the shrimp by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018