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fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.
After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.
fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Flexicution 

A term and funny word for killing shit. Originally made by Logic as a song and a word.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy that fought lil pump?
Person 2: Nah bro, but that sounds like a Flexicution.

"Logic got the crowd hype when he played Flexicution"
Flexicution by toohype December 23, 2017

Flexecution 

NuxTaku's act of flexing on the fanbase and the internet as a whole, mostly done by his alterego, LORD FLEXANOR.
Conjugation includes

I flexecute
He flexecutes
It flexecutes

They flexecutes
Zaworrdoo flexecutes
Nux Taku's subreddit is a flexecution on Zaworrdoo
Flexecution by Azeal Crow December 1, 2019

flexicution 

When someone is bragging but not really gloating in repetition.
God damn, Mike be on some flexicution with those expensive shoes
flexicution by IAmOmar May 13, 2016

Flection 

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
Flection by greason January 20, 2010

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.
I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation
Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010