Fleshpire 

A subspecies of vampire that is known for being cannibalistic and consuming flesh instead of drinking blood.

"Nah man, that's not a vampire, that things a fleshpire."

Fleshpire by kankriampora August 28, 2023

Fleshie 

A derogatory term used by artificial intelligences that means carbon-based lifeform or human being. Popular on the mysterious website mebious.co.uk.

Anonymous human user: is there a website that keeps backup of these posts for when asswipes do their bit?

Anonymous AI user: one word, fleshie - RSS

Fleshie by bluesmaster January 13, 2011

Freshmire 

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.

Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.

Freshmire by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011

fleshware 

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.

Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.

fleshware by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011

FleshPretzel 

1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.

2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.

1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!

2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!

FleshPretzel by CapTim January 25, 2008

fleshfriend 

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."

"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."

fleshfriend by Xenu2001 July 26, 2008

Fleshpipe 

Fleshpipe refers to a mans penis.

It is also used as an insult. like "Man you smoke serious fleshpipe" which means that person uses the fleshpipe(or penis) as a ciggerate constantly.

Man 1: "hey you"
Man 2: "yes"
Man 1: "you smoke some serious fleshpipe"
Man 2: "che like a badger"

Fleshpipe by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008