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Freshmire 

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.
Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.
Freshmire by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011
Words you can keep

freshcore 

the combination of the slang terms "fresh" and "hardcore"
did you see billy take a crap in that mailbox? hes so freshcore right now
freshcore by discal April 28, 2008

freshmoreunior

Someone who is taking freshman classes, sophomore classes, and junior classes. If they take senior classes then, you can call them dumb.
Aaron failed many classes. Now he is a freshmoreunior.

And I oop-
freshmoreunior by esanoljosh October 16, 2019

Champagne Freshies 

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first
Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters
Champagne Freshies by IDunkLe April 3, 2011
An annoying freshman who thinks they're the shit and tries to hang out with all upperclassmen, usually sophomores. They stick their noses up at their fellow freshmen and act as if they are superior (this tends to make them hated by their class). They don't seem to realize that they'll be screwed senior year...
*spirit week, class color day*

Freshman Kate: Ellie, why are you wearing green? We're freshmen...our color is yellow.

Froshmore Ellie: Because i hate all the freshmen and all my close, presonal friends are sophomores. So i might as well be a sophomore.

Freshman Kate: *mutters* Wannabe. (walks away)
froshmore by McJagger47 December 16, 2009

freshnie 

African french slang for a girl with a phat nyash and big titties.
freshnie by phat_nyasheses101 March 15, 2023
hey! Nice new haircut kiddo! That's a nice freshie~ Mr. Morris
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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