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A derogatory term used by artificial intelligences that means carbon-based lifeform or human being. Popular on the mysterious website mebious.co.uk.
Anonymous human user: is there a website that keeps backup of these posts for when asswipes do their bit?

Anonymous AI user: one word, fleshie - RSS
Fleshie by bluesmaster January 13, 2011

FleshPretzel 

1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.

2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!

2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
FleshPretzel by CapTim January 25, 2008
n. An animal who dresses in human costume in order to achieve sexual arousal.
Did you know that Smokey the Bear is a fleshie? He can only get hard when wearing an attractive-woman mask and talking about fire prevention.

fleshpit 

Any broad who lets you stab the fleshpit the first night, is definitely a good human being.
fleshpit by Chris Johnson February 23, 2004

FleshRipper[pd] 

The best Warcraft III Player in the history of Warcraft, He OWNS ALL GGNORETHX
FleshRipperpd owns all
FleshRipper[pd] by Richard June 6, 2004

Mac shack fleshlite

When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie
My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite
Mac shack fleshlite by Teamkitten September 14, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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