Definitions by Xenu2001

hulu and commitment

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.

A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!

hulu and commitment by Xenu2001 January 10, 2016

Mrs. Fubb's Parlor

1823 term for vagina.

I'm headed down to eat at Mrs. Fubb's Parlor.

Mrs. Fubb's Parlor by Xenu2001 June 13, 2014

vconras

the term "vconras" is still largely confined to the USENET newsgroup alt.fashion. it originated as a typo for "congrats" in an instant message session between two members, who decided it sounded much better than the boring and ubiquitous "congrats."

a: hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

b: vconras!

vconras by Xenu2001 July 31, 2008

fleshfriend 

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."

"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."

fleshfriend by Xenu2001 July 26, 2008

gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

gay midget dwarf by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

Federline 

(verb) To latch onto someone else's money, talent and fame, while offering nothing of yourself except your (dubious) talent (in bed). to stop washing one's own hair (and possibly to stop bathing entirely), start wearing manpris, untie one's shoes and skank all over the place, doing nothing to pull one's own icky weight, unless spawning is considering a . Federline, to Federline, Federlining, Federlined, etc.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1. Ewwww, look! He's Federlining all over that girl!
2. I don't know; Ben Affleck's just become too Federline for my taste.

Federline by Xenu2001 April 27, 2006

e-know 

To know or be familiar with someone only through electronic (i.e., internet) connections, never having met them in the flesh. The very opposite of "in person" or "in the flesh." Not a fleshfriend. Past tenses: e-knew, e-met.

"Oh yeah, I e-know her! What does she *really* look like in person?

e-know by Xenu2001 December 25, 2005