Fleesh

It's that little crevase bit just above your bumhole.

Hey asshole, kiss my fleesh!

by Ragmuff March 13, 2004

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

just a flesh wound

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017