Flawgulent

A nigga or niggas who act fake asf aka a green ass nigga

You is a flawgulent ass nigga

Y’all niggas flawgulent

by JoogUhNiggaJack November 11, 2021

flargument

a flirtatous argument with someone you like

are you really mad at him, no were just having a flargument

by Konfetti August 14, 2010

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

by Gems87 October 18, 2008

flatulent

Another word for being gassy

"I've been really flatulent last night. Don't go near my bed..."

by Tender Taps May 20, 2016

Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.

That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.

by river jameser January 7, 2011

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007