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flargument 

When two study hall students are having a half - argument and half - flirtatious discussion concerning what is typically an unimportant discussion.
"OMG they are having another flargument!!!"

"They won't stop flarguing with each other!"
flargument by annoyed in study hall December 1, 2009

fartgument 

When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.
"Oh man, me and my brother got into a fartgument last night, it was pretty bad."
fartgument by Pocras May 13, 2014

Fragument 

A 'fragument' is an abbreviated version of a friendly argument. This is when two people have a slightly less heated argument than the generalized argument. It can be used when arguing about something which is not majorly important to life and fraguments can be stopped at any time at any moment.
Girl: "No, you look better than me!" Boy: "No babe, you look way hotter than me! Don't you dare say that!" Girl: "I don't want to start a fragument with you babe"
Fragument by Samantha Green August 6, 2017

blargument 

Its the term for when two or more people have an argument
via blogging.
guy: "hey man i hated your blog"
guy2: "fuck you i saw that stupid blog reply"
guy: "you stupid fuck, we are having a blargument"
blargument by *rainbow* December 9, 2008

Fargument 

A fargument is when you fart your rebuttal in an argument instead of using words.
“He quickly turned the disagreement into a fargument with a butt toot.”
Fargument by TheNickBell February 19, 2021

fargument 

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.
Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.
fargument by (s)hipster November 18, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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