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flaurk (verb): when a bird, usually one described and known for grace, flaps and squarks consecutively.

flauked (past tense): the action of having done a flaurk.
‘She totally just flaurked bro’
‘I looked at my test paper and almost flaurked bro’
‘Can you teach me how to flaurk bro’

‘Person 1 - “Oh my god is that a dove
Person 2 “yeah it’s flaurking “‘
Flaurk by Lil ning August 10, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Fake lurker. Used in the context of Twitch. Someone who intends to lurk, but ends up chatting. Could also be someone who says they were going to lurk, but knew they'd chat the whole time.
@elevvenmusic, you flurking? You said you were busy and now you are blah blah blah.
flurk by bweagle October 11, 2020
Related Words
Flaurk Flurk flark Flarking Flurker flurking Flurkey flarken Flarkin flarko

flarkenhob 

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.
You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!
flarkenhob by Flarker November 10, 2010
To fake lurk, when you intend to really lurk but end up continue to chat on Twitch and spam emotes anyway.
Look at Bweagle he said he was going to lurk but nope he's flurking.
Flurk by MrsYorl October 11, 2020
Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)
Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!
Flurkey by Jake November 24, 2003
A Flernglish term.
Usually means cool or awesome.
Person A: Jlirmmy is a flarky man!
Person B: You bet he is!
flarky by Daviel May 6, 2008
A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.
Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.
Flarkin by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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