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Flatwaring 

A sexual position used in a gay orgy. When all men lay one on top of another, like plates in a cabinet.
"Wow, that flatwaring party we went to made me cum so hard!"
Flatwaring by VaginaBaconKittens December 3, 2013
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flatwashing 

1. When a female character in any work of fiction who, in previous works, had very large bosoms is suddenly made to have much smaller ones in newer works. Generally associated with video games.

2. Catch all term to describe the attempts of feminists and other social justice interested groups to manipulate entertainment media into removing sexual content.
Example 1: Tifa Lockhart, Lara Croft, and Sonya Blade have all been flatwashed.

Example 2: Feminists argue that the slave leia scene from starwars should be edited or removed because of misogynistic content. This is an example of the second definition of flatwashing.
flatwashing by Dingledorgle September 26, 2019

flattering yourself 

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
flattering yourself by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

Flatwalling 

When someone prevents you from doing something either physically or metaphorically from going any further with your intended endeavours or intentions.
E.g. 1. Yeah, she really wanted that Saturday Job at the Ice Cream Parlour but then her Parents flatwalled her by grounding her on the day of her interview just so she couldn't get the Job - unbelievable!
E.g. 2. Without her parents signing her grant form she won't be able to go to University and they won't do it because they don't want her to go. However, she's smart so she'll find a way around that flatwalling.
Flatwalling by creality February 14, 2022

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

Flattering Yet Creepy 

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

Beyond the flattering smile. 

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation
I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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