11 definitions by Twinkie Situation

You really know how to shoot amazing photos.

Of course, you only use the auto setting on your ridiculously high end digital camera.

Har har... I apologize for the complicism.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

I feel crungry.. And if I could just find that granola bar, I would be just fine.

Give me space, I am refrouping after getting that third DUII. Gotta donate blood and feed the poor.

Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

She had to resort to manipucaring for Steve. When he wouldn't make a doctor's appointment, she ignored him for a week.