Mozart's definitions

flatusense

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

Are you from Syria?

Are you serious?

See definition.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

flatusense

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

by Mozart February 3, 2004